January 6th
8:30 PM
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November 15th
11:26 AM
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theotherausten:

nojustice:

Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy in BBC Pride and Prejudice  » Episode 6

“Every single film since (Pride and Prejudice) there’s been a scene where someone goes,’Well I think you’ve just killed Mr Darcy’. But he is a figure that won’t die. He is wandering somewhere. I can’t control him. I tried to play with it in Bridget Jones. I’ve never resented it: if it wasn’t for him I might be languishing, but part of me thinks I should do this postmodern thing, change my name by deed poll to Mr Darcy. Then people can come up to me and say, ‘But you are not Mr Darcy’ which would be different. I dare say it will be my saving grace when the only employment available to me is opening supermarkets dressed in breeches and a wig.”

“I dare say it will be my saving grace when the only employment available to me is opening supermarkets dressed in breeches and a wig.”

I just….or like radio stations start having Win-A-Date-With-Darcy events down at your local used-car dealership.

“Pick up in aisle me.” “Can you squeeze these melons and tell me which ones are ripe?” “Paper, Plastic or how about bagging me?” Oh, Mr. FirthDarcy, don’t speak so soon. 

August 8th
8:12 PM

a message from souffleswithoswin


You are my favorite blog ever. everything you post is gold. please, never stop. i feel creepy for saying this, but i also think you need to know.

Thank you, sweetcheeks!! Your kindness fills my bosom with Lydia-and-a-countful-of-soilders levels of happiness.

Your photoshop-disaster-thank you:

I really don’t know where these ideas come from most of the time. But don’t all great artists say that, REALLY? Take a cue, Oldenburg. Step aside, Damien Hirst. I’m entitling this one “Deep Thoughts in a Bathtub with Gold Self no. 7” 

August 2nd
12:15 AM
A rebloggable version of our favorite English men sporting American trunks, a la PBS style. Per the request of the lovely, minimallywiththetimes

A rebloggable version of our favorite English men sporting American trunks, a la PBS style. Per the request of the lovely, minimallywiththetimes

August 1st
11:43 PM

a message from lettersfromanamericanstudent


How did you become so amazing? Seriously, you have everything I love wrapped up into one blog -- it's like Christmas has come early! So thank you for bringing together the best of Masterpiece and putting it into a collection of awesome and wonderful. I thank you from the bottom of my heart and hope that you always continue your mission to promote Masterpiece greatness.

wahHO! This is hands down one of the nicest tumblr messages I have ever received. Thank you ever so much for your kindness! Each of you rock my wool stockings off. I hope you know that.

Okay, now for the main attraction, photoshop disaster thank yous. Here is an olympic-themed gem to wet your whistle (and then some):

That’s right. English chaps in American mankinis. Why? Because that is how Masterpiece Theatre rolls. God bless the U S of A.

July 20th
5:28 PM
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Witness Colin Firth psyching himself up to jump into that mucky, dirty, freezing cold pond! All for the good of The Wet Shirt Scene. Bless you, King Colin.

July 14th
6:57 PM
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July 10th
5:01 PM
"Dumbo. Dumbo… I mean, a baby elephant’s mom gets locked up in prison. I mean, who’s not going to cry? Come on."
—   Mr. Fitzcolin Darcyfirth, On things that make him cry (via ONTD)
July 9th
9:57 PM
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cactusgram:

theotherausten:

these are a few of my favorite things

that. took. forever.

I WANNA PLAY!

A handsome knightley package tied up with cheese….

July 6th
5:52 PM
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cinemaocd:

For some people, The Wet Shirt, is the definitive moment in Pride and Prejudice (1995), for others it’s The Look in the Music Room.  But this is what did it for me: The Tan Breeches Moment, or that point in which Colin Firth overcame the difficulties of wearing historically accurate trousers in a costume drama and found a way to make the Regency Camel Toe drop dead sexy. 

nothing says true love like regency camel toe and a backlit empire waist gown. 

cinemaocd:

For some people, The Wet Shirt, is the definitive moment in Pride and Prejudice (1995), for others it’s The Look in the Music Room.  But this is what did it for me: The Tan Breeches Moment, or that point in which Colin Firth overcame the difficulties of wearing historically accurate trousers in a costume drama and found a way to make the Regency Camel Toe drop dead sexy. 

nothing says true love like regency camel toe and a backlit empire waist gown. 

July 5th
10:01 AM
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theotherausten:

ohyeahregencyboys:

cryinganddriving:

You know what tomorrow is, right?

i actually cannot stop laughing, i don’t understand why :’)

i missed it, i fucking missed it NOOOOOOOOOOOO

As did I!!! AHHHHHH!

theotherausten:

ohyeahregencyboys:

cryinganddriving:

You know what tomorrow is, right?

i actually cannot stop laughing, i don’t understand why :’)

i missed it, i fucking missed it NOOOOOOOOOOOO

As did I!!! AHHHHHH!

June 30th
11:20 PM
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theotherausten:

So you should make your own Socially Awkward Darcy and submit!

la!

theotherausten:

So you should make your own Socially Awkward Darcy and submit!

la!

10:35 AM
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fuckyeahcravatsandpetticoats:

Gettin’ off my high horse to go say hi to Lizzy and—oh hey Wickham on second thought maybe I’ll just ride away to stop myself from punching you in the teeth.

fuckyeahcravatsandpetticoats:

Gettin’ off my high horse to go say hi to Lizzy and—oh hey Wickham on second thought maybe I’ll just ride away to stop myself from punching you in the teeth.

June 22nd
11:10 PM
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nah ah. darcy dont take no shit about his no.1 girl.

June 11th
10:06 PM

a message from villageprune


I think I'm going to die of finding Pride and Prejudice, Downton Abbey, and Sherlock on the same tumblr.

It’s like one delicious, sexy, sandwich…

…with extra meat.