http://masterpieceofass.com/

northwangerabbey: the best society

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:31:39 -0400

the best society

perfectly amazing in a fantastic sort of way = this blog

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:43:00 -0400

thanks, lady!! a very special H. Pocket photoshop for you:

Herbert (aka harry lloyd - in honor of Game of Thrones day), is writing you romantic poetry with his special rainbow quill, with all the elements for a relaxing bath spa: candles, rose petals, and a lush bomb.

also, i google image searched “love poem parchment,” and this was the first (best) result:

Do you know a place where one could watch Return to Craneford online? Thank you.

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:37:16 -0400

I do believe you can find the entire thing on youtube. or amazon instant play. enjoy!!

malachitegrey: masterpieceofass: betzine: I feel like...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:17:00 -0400

malachitegrey:

masterpieceofass:

betzine:

I feel like masterpieceofass might be the only blog on Tumblr that comprehends my love of Cranford.

handsome hiddles, hilarious mary crawley hair, and tim curry aside, Cranford + Return to Cranford is one of my all time favorite Masterpiece mini’s (and stories). Liz Gaskell has yet to let me down (and er, considering she’s been dead for 160ish years - I doubt she’s about to start any time soon).

I fully expect to hear in the next few days that Liz Gaskell has come back to haunt you and whisper in your ear at 3am, “Pssst…I gotta tell you dude, I’m really enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey. They should make that bitch into a movie.”

betzine: I feel like masterpieceofass might be the only blog on...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:20:14 -0400

betzine:

I feel like masterpieceofass might be the only blog on Tumblr that comprehends my love of Cranford.

handsome hiddles, hilarious mary crawley hair, and tim curry aside, Cranford + Return to Cranford is one of my all time favorite Masterpiece mini’s (and stories). Liz Gaskell has yet to let me down (and er, considering she’s been dead for 160ish years - I doubt she’s about to start any time soon).

OH MY WORD. Does a more perfect blog exist??? The answer quite simply is no.

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:37:00 -0400

Deary me! Thank you mah darlin’! You are oh so kind, and (in case youre new to this masterpiece party) I like to return the kindness with a terrible photoshop-disaster-thank-you!

June 2nd! Time for a hot matthew crawley, ice cream and baby bunnies (and some water, because ~~matthew~~ ice cream always makes me thirsty).

awarenessinmoments: Pride and Prejudice...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:10:51 -0400

awarenessinmoments:

Pride and Prejudice (1995)

Bingley’s “im totes gettin some bennet tonight, bro” face.

jmrichards: rose-papillon: I always scream this at the TV...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:30:40 -0400

jmrichards:

rose-papillon:

I always scream this at the TV during this scene.

*crying with laughter*

I might just make that a new exclamation.

All i can see is that red ribbon and endless amounts of crafting...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:09:31 -0400

All i can see is that red ribbon and endless amounts of crafting opportunities. Bring ‘er here, Plumtree!

I'm so confused about the click and drag! I want to play it but I don't know how! I don't understand! I feel so dumb!

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 08:27:37 -0400

have no fear, lil tiny anon! to reveal ones future, all one must do is click down (and hold) on any of the seizure-enducing gifs, then drag away. Whatever image appears when you drag, is your answer. I took a screenshot of me doing it in the “Courted By” section:

Ima get some Casanova lovin! However, the screenshot looks slightly odd because the non-dragged images arent moving at the speed of light. That being said, Ill take the rest of that life with a side of pie, thankyouvmuch.

Any hesitation I had in posting that click & drag has been trampled upon after seeing all of...

Thu, 31 May 2012 19:24:00 -0400

Any hesitation I had in posting that click & drag has been trampled upon after seeing all of your fictional futures! They are amazing and have completely made my day. You’re all a bunch of fabulous gents.

And yes, a Sherlock + Dowager Countess BFFL spinoff show is a must.

LOOK GUYS. I made this long long ago and it’s just been...

Thu, 31 May 2012 17:20:00 -0400

LOOK GUYS. I made this long long ago and it’s just been sitting in my draft box. I havent published it because I know youre all sick and tired of the click and drag games, but it seems like a shame to have it collect dust back in the MoA stacks (surrounded by one million blingee gifs, which im pretty sure are from Brynn’s time as temp-Editor). So just click and drag these bitchez, aight!?

electrickazoo: proper victorian manners.

Wed, 30 May 2012 21:09:45 -0400

electrickazoo:

proper victorian manners.

Margaret Hale’s “I’ve made a huge...

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:50:44 -0400

Margaret Hale’s “I’ve made a huge mistake” barf face.

polka dot scarf and peacock hair be damned, this man still has...

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:23:26 -0400

polka dot scarf and peacock hair be damned, this man still has some major swag.

bookpilgrim: annmayfair: Lovely. Do I spy a little cock block...

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:31:50 -0400

bookpilgrim:

annmayfair:

Lovely.

Do I spy a little cock block in the background?

yes indeed! lucy morland the troll with her greatest accessory: the anti smirk.

Photo

Sat, 26 May 2012 20:49:57 -0400

teejaystumbles: Arthur Darvill in Little Dorrit (2008)

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:04:45 -0400

teejaystumbles:

Arthur Darvill in Little Dorrit (2008)

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT: CURTAIN 2013

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:59:56 -0400

missanthropicprinciple:

Curtain (1 January 2013) - Captain Hastings

CANNOT WAIT. I AM GOING TO CRY FOR DAYS WHEN I WATCH FINALLY THIS.

im not fine. this is just the best gif i could find on short notice. We will hold hands and get through this together.

Oh my GOD, I just found your blog. WONDROUS, just WONDROUS. I love North and South, Richard "No shit I have amazing guns, my surname is" Armitage, JJ Feild, Toby Stephens' Jane Eyre. THE SHRINE TO SANDY WELCH for chrissakes! You are so funny. So glad I found MoA!

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:41:00 -0400

thank you, lovely anon!! it always fills my heart with joy when i find a fellow lover of fine men, television and novels! let’s all take a moment of silence to appreciate the greatness of our fandom, because it mixes the 3 in one giant steamy stew!

SILENCE IS UP, PHOTOSHOP DISASTER TIME:

the only thing that could make richard’s guns more amazing was if they were made up of JJ Feild & Toby Stephens. Riioght?

p.s. im kinda on a richard armitage kick right now, and have more than a few gifs/images saved on my desktop of the man. this however, is my prized possession from the collection: