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connoisseurofhumanfolly: masterpieceofass: Cravats OOH!...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:28:01 -0500

masterpieceofass:

Cravats

OOH! Let’s play “NAME THAT CRAVATTED GENT!” pretty sure I could get 6 out of 8 on a bet…

From from top, left to right, bottom:
1. NIcholas Nickleby - NIcholas Nickleby(???)

2.Arthur Clennam - Little Dorrit

3. ???? Maybe Bentley Drummle from Great Expectations???

4. Mr. Knightley - Emma

5. Mr. Thornton - North and South

6. Fairly certain it’s HIddles, but don’t know what from?

7.Herbert Pocket - Great Expectations

8. Capt. Wentworth - Persuasion

Yes!! I think:

1. James D’arcy from Nicholas Nickelby (this is ALL thanks to thetorontokid - I was totally at a loss for #1)

2. Agreed.

3. I think those muttenchops are Pip’s from Great Expectations - but I could be wrong??

4. Agreed

5. Agreed

6. Hiddles - I think it’s from Ms. Austen Regrets

7. Agreed

8. Agreed

Well played, miss! Well played.

Cravats OOH! Let’s play “NAME THAT CRAVATTED...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:31:00 -0500

Cravats

OOH! Let’s play “NAME THAT CRAVATTED GENT!” pretty sure I could get 6 out of 8 on a bet…

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:15:31 -0500

theotherausten: tardisgrl: Saw this in the hotel lobby. Had...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:16:03 -0500

theotherausten:

tardisgrl:

Saw this in the hotel lobby. Had to snag. 👍

Here’s a link to the Stylist article: Why We Still Love Mr. Darcy

AND THE WINNER IS...

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 12:12:01 -0500

Congratulations, Comtesseliz!!! Hope you enjoy your incredible care package of masterpieceofass-related goodies!

Thanks to everyone who entered - I’ll be sure to have another raffle in the near future!

: MASTERPIECE OF ASS GIVEAWAY

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:03:34 -0500

: MASTERPIECE OF ASS GIVEAWAY:

masterpieceofass:

Let’s start 2013 off right. Winner receives:

- Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star What is this novel novel you ask? Here’s the summary from the back:

“Fast music, powerful beats, and wild reputations - on and off stage - have made virtuoso guitarist Fitzwilliam Darcy’s band into rock’s newest…

Last day to reblog for a chance to win! Sexy Rockstar Darcy fanfic is only a click away… Winner will be announced tomorrow at noon.

northwangerabbey: MATTHEW MACFAYDEN IN “THE WAY WE LIVE NOW”...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:30:25 -0500

northwangerabbey:

MATTHEW MACFAYDEN IN “THE WAY WE LIVE NOW” APPRECIATION POST

the ridiculous Oscar Wilde hair
the sass and whine
the constant eating
the multiple montages of him picking out clothes and talking to the mirror

ilu Sir Felix

Photo

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:11:01 -0500

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:30:36 -0500

northwangerabbey: I would gladly be in this sandwich just call...

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:45:00 -0500

northwangerabbey:

I would gladly be in this sandwich

just call me patty and stick me between those buns.

malachitegrey replied to your post: Are you going to be around to live tweet Downtn… As Byron...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:55:15 -0500

malachitegrey replied to your post: Are you going to be around to live tweet Downtn…

As Byron once said, “Mo’ ass, mo’ money, mo’ quandaries.”

and if anyone were to know, it’d be this guy:

viivanova replied to your post: Are you going to be around to live tweet Downtn…

On it! There hasn’t been any new masterpiece in agessss

It is a true thing!! I so hope you’ll be there with bells on!

Are you going to be around to live tweet Downtn Abbey tomorrow night? #moass

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 21:25:27 -0500

YES! Follow @masterpieceoass with hashtag moass, y’all. Together, we will get through this season of downton abbey. Solidarity, sisters.

barelysuppressedfirth: detectivejane: countessmary: Richard...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 19:36:02 -0500

barelysuppressedfirth:

detectivejane:

countessmary:

Richard Armitage stands outside on a step reading a book and carrying a pineapple.

Now THATs hospitality.

here’s the 6’23” british man and literature enthusiast everyone wants to download

how many times can you reblog?

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 19:03:27 -0500

one reblog will do the trick. multiple reblogs (while allowed!) wont help you win & probs just annoy your followers. <3 (is 2)

godbless.

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:59:02 -0500

godbless.

MASTERPIECE OF ASS GIVEAWAY

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:45:46 -0500

Let’s start 2013 off right. Winner receives:

- Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star What is this novel novel you ask? Here’s the summary from the back:

“Fast music, powerful beats, and wild reputations - on and off stage - have made virtuoso guitarist Fitzwilliam Darcy’s band into rock’s newest bad boys. But they’ve lost their latest opening act, and their red-hot summer tour is on the fast track to disaster. Now Darcy and bandmates Charles Bingley and Richard Fitzwilliam are about to meet their match… [girl group headed by Lizzy Bennet, named Long-Borne Suffering].” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. It sounds so terrible can I read it with you?

- 2 Interactive Photoshop Disasters (“Tilney with ice cream” & “Branson with Cupcakes”)

- 1 blank Wintertime at Pemberley card (purchased by yours truly from Lyme Park)

- And last but not least: 1 copy of Flights of Fancy: Writing Inspired by Jane Austen. This is an incredible selection of writings created by my very own JASNA region’s Juvenilia members. It’s hilarious & heartwarming. Jane would be proud.

RULES: Simply reblog this post. On Sunday January 13th I’ll pick a winner at random.

Goodluck & may the Austen powers be with you.

Frank Churchill Emma (2009)

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:30:29 -0500

Frank Churchill

Emma (2009)

god bless Persuasion’s first-person camera. Helping...

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 21:01:29 -0500

god bless Persuasion’s first-person camera. Helping realize my fangirl day dreams of Rupert Penry Jones longingly stare at my face since 2007.

Hello. :) I wanted to drop by and thank you for making this blog. Following you is one of the best decisions I've made this year because you always make me laugh. I hope to see you continue posting in 2013. (And I'm doing anonymously because in a way, all your followers feel like I do). Have a great year ahead.

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 13:14:00 -0500

Aw, anon - you’ve just made my heart grow 3 times its size. I know i’ve been absent for the end of this year, but I love this ridiculous internet space. And I love all the people i’ve met since the start of it 2ish years ago. Thank you, followers, for being so incredibly hilarious and wonderful. I wish I could give each of you a personalized photoshop disaster. One day, perhaps.

Until then, here’s a New Years themed one featuring two MoA babies (who are currently in big december blockbusters) living out my ideal New Years Eve party:

have a fabulous & asstastic 2013, sweet cheeks!!

kingthorin: Richard Armitage reading the proposal scene from...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:42:30 -0500

kingthorin:

Richard Armitage reading the proposal scene from North & South

delicious.