February 1st
10:43 PM

Downton Abbey Cheese Party

So a friend emailed me this link today with the subject: THE FOUR WORDS YOUVE WAITED YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR: DOWNTON. ABBEY. CHEESE. PLATE.

It’s true, my two loves (masterpiece theatre + cheese) do come together in this article, but in a perfect world these loves would marry in a more literal way. That’s when photoshop steps in:

We have Matthew as the blue cheese, because of those baby blues.

Sir Richard is swiss, because nobody likes him.

Thomas is sharp - because that.

Branson is Brie, for no other reason than he is my favorite.

Robert is a cracker.

Bates’ isnt great. He’s gouda.

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    This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen today! :) (And that includes some pretty disturbing stuff). Also, I disagree...
  4. divinethedivine reblogged this from masterpieceofass and added:
    Can I be puff pastry then?
  5. jennhoney said: ~this is so beautiful~
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    Sooo hungry and satiated at the same time.
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  9. closeskies said: Brie and Branson ARE the best! Sitting here snort-laughing about your puns, btw.
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  12. delicada said: gosh this is fantastic (:
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