Downton Abbey Cheese Party

So a friend emailed me this link today with the subject: THE FOUR WORDS YOUVE WAITED YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR: DOWNTON. ABBEY. CHEESE. PLATE.

It’s true, my two loves (masterpiece theatre + cheese) do come together in this article, but in a perfect world these loves would marry in a more literal way. That’s when photoshop steps in:

We have Matthew as the blue cheese, because of those baby blues.

Sir Richard is swiss, because nobody likes him.

Thomas is sharp - because that.

Branson is Brie, for no other reason than he is my favorite.

Robert is a cracker.

Bates’ isnt great. He’s gouda.