- I just had a weird dream Benedict Cumberbatch and I went out for tea and we met Martin Freeman there but they were still Sherlock and John and then Benedict offered me his scarf which I kindly refused and Ryan Ross shows up and tells me that I will only be loved if I dye my hair blonde… Benedict and Martin were also on a date and I thought I would tell you this…

February 1st
10:01 PM

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I just had a weird dream Benedict Cumberbatch and I went out for tea and we met Martin Freeman there but they were still Sherlock and John and then Benedict offered me his scarf which I kindly refused and Ryan Ross shows up and tells me that I will only be loved if I dye my hair blonde... Benedict and Martin were also on a date and I thought I would tell you this...

Um, LIKE THIS:

Honestly I had no fucking clue who Ryan Ross was, but after a quick google search it seems like he’s the alt rock justin beiber? How dare he tell you to have blond hair! I am sure you are just gorgeous as a non-blond.

While we’re on the subject of dreams, I was just telling my friend DivineTheDivine how the other night I dreamt I was on the set of Downton Abbey when Allen Leech (i.e. Branson) walks out in a baby blue silk bathrobe and flashed me!

I should probably be nervous that masterpiece of ass is incepting my subconscious, but if the side effect is bathrobe clad allen leech then INCEPT ON, MASTERPIECE!

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